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A fat retard with multiple disabilities including retardation, autism and a few mental disorders he will usually have 0 friends. A nunker usually thinks his good at fortnite but in reality is carried by a bunch of lebo dogs. A nunker is also a huge advocate of the gay community and is openly gay himself so approach with caution
It's a nunker LOL, look at this fat retard
Nunker by Oooganigganigga July 24, 2019

Ninkerondo 

That poor animal, it must be a ninkerondo.
Ninkerondo by JMart20 January 4, 2015
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Nunderwear

NounUndergarment/s worn by nuns.
Freddy’s moonlight jaunts to the convent washing line over the past year have earned him a whole draw full of nunderwear - including five pairs of push-up bras, ten pairs of stockings, three G-strings, eight pairs of hairshirt knickers, two pairs of Spiderman boxers, a corset and a codpiece.
Nunderwear by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Lithium nuker 

An amazing nuker for discord.com which bans a mass amount of people at a time.
Verlox: yo new lithium build out
me: nahh thats based asf bro 6556789 bans per second lithium nuker ontop
Lithium nuker by lucidW October 30, 2021
Slang for a microwave oven.
Rufus heated up last night's pizza in the nuker.
Nuker by Johnny MacD December 11, 2017
(n) A character in an online game that has a class/profession/job/etc. which focuses on spell that delivers massive damage (a nuke). These casters generally live in a symbiotic relationship with a Tank to work effectively.
"/info Good group of Tanks looking for a decent nuker, pst"
Nuker by fourtimesasec January 22, 2004

Get thee to a nunnery 

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*
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