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John: Your a silly person

Dave: You mean I'm a nonker?
nonker by crimsonangel June 27, 2013
Words you can keep
1. Awesomeness in its purest form.

2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time.
Bruce Lee is completely nonker.
nonker by BloodySloth January 10, 2005
Related Words
nonker nonkerd Noner nonversation nooker noncery nonkey nonner ninkers nocker
A word associated with the wordnonk’, means a person that is a mess up.
your such a nonker!” “don’t be a nonker”

did you see all those nonkers?”
Nonker by Zukiniebadgal May 13, 2020

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009
Word of the Day on March 24, 2009
Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.
Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.
nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007

Ninkerondo 

That poor animal, it must be a ninkerondo.
Ninkerondo by JMart20 January 4, 2015
Another word for a person who lives in and/or is from New York.
Thunder: shut up canadian
Salvo: fuck you norker
Norker by notThunder- July 13, 2023
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