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1. Awesomeness in its purest form.

2. Someone so mind bogglingly cool that they are a person, place and thing at the same time.
Bruce Lee is completely nonker.
nonker by BloodySloth January 10, 2005
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nonker • nonkerd • Noner • nonversation • nooker • noncery • nonkey • nonner • ninkers • nocker
A word associated with the word ‘nonk’, means a person that is a mess up.
“your such a nonker!” “don’t be a nonker”

“did you see all those nonkers?”
Nonker by Zukiniebadgal May 13, 2020

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009
Word of the Day on March 24, 2009
Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.
Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.
nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007

Ninkerondo 

That poor animal, it must be a ninkerondo.
Ninkerondo by JMart20 January 4, 2015
Another word for a person who lives in and/or is from New York.
Thunder: shut up canadian
Salvo: fuck you norker
Norker by notThunder- July 13, 2023
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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