Nugtard

A derogatory term used to explain how one not only acts like a retard but looks like a chicken nugget. In other words, the individual looks and acts as if they have down syndrome.

Larkin, you are a nugtard.

by smuts June 17, 2011

Nogtard's Tongue

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.

You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009

Nogtard's Bog

A filthy bog in Nogtard's garden which is just asking to be put on the back of a Maltby lorry.

Nogtard's Bog will very soon be a close friend of Pork Scotch's Cone.

Nogtard: Nicking me bog then?

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009

nigtard

a nigger who is extemely retarted

That nigtard almost got us killed..walking in the middle of the highway like that.

by tyler frenchie March 27, 2009

Nogtard's Bog

A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.

Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!

Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

Nigtard

One who is a nigger and retarded.

Adam:Did you know the average IQ Of a nigger is 70?
Nick:Fucking nigtards.

Brandon:Straight up.

by GFYMNIGGER October 8, 2021

Nogtard

Abbreviation of "nignog retard". A spasticated black shit with diarrhoea-juice for brains. Walks around with its gob wide open for catching flies. Only speaks when stating the bloody obvious, for example when it sees someone struggling with 15 Asda carrier bags and asks them "Have you been shopping?".

Have you seen that gormless black shit with its gob wide open?

Yeah, that's the Patrick Road Nogtard. It fell out of its tree and the rest of the chimps won't let it back up.

by Benny Twadge May 3, 2009