nustard

A pungent slime that seeps from ones anus. Nustard can be either a liquid, dry flakes or powdery fecal matter.

Nustard build up when one refrain's from showering and or cleaning fecal matter from the anus.

Can you see that nustard stain on her pants?

Damn smells like nustard out here.

Wow your face resembles a pile of old nustard.

by Henry Faber January 4, 2008

Nustard

The yellowish substance located between the anus and testicles. Nustard is caused by the improper technique of wiping back to front.

Nustard is caused by

My girlfriend likes to lick nustard off of me.

I need to shower to clean the nustard from my gooch.

by nustardking November 23, 2018

nastards

Way to say: "Nasty Bastards!"

After moo kicked Tang, she went insane and started calling us nastards!!11one!

by Carzum October 17, 2009

nuntard

A person that is so ugly you can't believe anyone would ever have sex with them. Not even a pitty fuck.

A part of the body that makes one unappealing to prospective sexual partners.

Sort of the physical version of prick

That guy isn't just an asshole, his face makes him a nuntard.

Ugh. I have a date in ten minutes and I have this huge nuntard on my face. Where is my zit cream?

by Cerdito October 3, 2006

Numtard

1. A mix of the words "numpty" and "retard"
2. Usually used as a childish insult or an act of stupidity.

1. "Oh my God, Danny, you're such a numtard!"
2. "Yeah that's right, just numtard for someone else..."

by XPURPLElemonadex May 18, 2009

nubtard

someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.

Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.

by tuxed0 of irc.netgamers.org February 21, 2005

nastardization

A neologism (made up word) combining "nasty" and "bastardization". Used to convey disgust at a silly or inappropriate running together of two or more words.

Ironically, "nastardization" is a nastardization in and of itself.

by ViperGeek January 23, 2016