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1. A mix of the words "numpty" and "retard"
2. Usually used as a childish insult or an act of stupidity.
1. "Oh my God, Danny, you're such a numtard!"
2. "Yeah that's right, just numtard for someone else..."
Numtard by XPURPLElemonadex May 18, 2009
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Just do us a fav...and shut up!
Numtard by Shorty July 25, 2004
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A person that is so ugly you can't believe anyone would ever have sex with them. Not even a pitty fuck.

A part of the body that makes one unappealing to prospective sexual partners.

Sort of the physical version of prick
That guy isn't just an asshole, his face makes him a nuntard.

Ugh. I have a date in ten minutes and I have this huge nuntard on my face. Where is my zit cream?
nuntard by Cerdito October 3, 2006
someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.
Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.

numptard 

a numpty who is even more mentally incapacitated than usual
you're such a numptard.
numptard by puTsch March 23, 2005
Not just a nimrod, a retard nimrod.
Preddy you nimtard!
nimtard by D4FS4 September 28, 2003
A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards
Player 1: Finally! My Guild temple is complete!
(turns back to walk away)
Nubtard : HA! PW3ND!! (spray paints a phallic image on the temple door and flees)
Player 1: Damn those Freakin' nubtards....
Nubtard by 12 ounce February 21, 2008
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