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Nigtardia 

A land of retarded Niggers, they all eat KFC on a daily, watermelons, and Kool-Aid. They all have Glock-9's but can't use it due to there overwhelming retardedness. They are all assholes who try to kill each other when someone steals their Kool-Aid's or KFC.
"This fucking kid is from Nigtardia or some shiiiii"
Nigtardia by TheKing_of_Nigtardia January 30, 2025

Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) 

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook
That nigtard almost got us killed..walking in the middle of the highway like that.
nigtard by tyler frenchie March 27, 2009

niguardation 

noun, the physical act of slowly but surely becoming blacker until all social security has been denied, thus leading to the deprivation of breathable oxygen leaving you no other option other than KFC fried chicken.

+10 DRIVE-BY, +15 SPEED, + 10 SIZE, +30 ARMED-ROBBERY, -10 CHILD-SUPRT, -15 FATHER-FGRE, -40 RIGHTS
Tyresee has been so consumed by niguardation that he has developed invisibility during the night.
Stop committing niguardation.”
One who is a nigger and retarded.
Adam:Did you know the average IQ Of a nigger is 70?
Nick:Fucking nigtards.

Brandon:Straight up.
Nigtard by GFYMNIGGER October 8, 2021

Nigtard type II 

A term used to describe a black person that has autism and diabetes type II and is a fat black retarded fuck that runs over niggas in his Stephen Hawking mobile.
Person 1: hey man you hear that a nigtard type II is moving here from Louisiana?

Person 2: yeah we gonna go beat his shit with a flamethrower and a dump truck on Friday.
Nigtard type II by Seikinushi November 30, 2019

Nigtarded 

(Adj or noun) something preposterously stupid, outrageous or "totes cray" (in a bad way)
"Why are you jerking off with a cactus. That shit nigtarded"
Nigtarded by Half a slap February 4, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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