Nuffied

To only crave the desire to sit on your ass and watch Reality TV shows on a Friday night, while eating copious amounts of ice cream.

Oh he said he wasn't coming to the party because he was nuffied.

by Galinda from The Emerald City. August 29, 2010

cricket nuffie

A person who is obsessed with or knows everything about cricket. A person who lives and breathes the sport of cricket.

The scorer at that match was a real cricket nuffie, it's all he talked about the whole day.

by cricketnuffie September 16, 2013

nuffie

someone who is slightly less intellegant than the average person. this may range from being the last person to get a joke to someone who is mentally impared in some way.

you're such a nuffie, i cant believe you forgot to bring the popcorn!

you nuffie!

by glamgirl June 26, 2006

nuffie

a person not worth a damn; someone so stupid and insignificant that the sight of them actually angers you.

Oh my God, that blonde girl over there is such a fucking nuffie, I want to cunt punt her out of a window.

by lemule January 4, 2015

Nuffed

During sexual intercourse, the female on top, decides to pass wind directly onto the man on bottom’s testicles, leaving the man’s scrotum to tingle with delight.

When Megan was riding her boyfriend Aron ferociously, she fiercely nuffed to make Aron’s experience as enjoyable as possible.

by AxelRod Poundhouse December 23, 2008

nuffie at cricket

Your just shit at cricket and should give up

U r a nuffie at cricket just go play B's

by Barnt2018 September 23, 2016

Nuffie

someone that you find attractive and good looking
not for just for their body but their personality too

“omgg look at that nuffie”
“he’s so nuff”
“there’s a nuffie over there”

by ifykyk4 August 4, 2022