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Nuclear Fallout 

After headbutting a female in the ovaries during her period, one may encounter a toxic discharge from the vaganial opening resulting in loss of sight, smell, feeling, taste, hearing, and as some scientists argue the sense of balance will go out the window.
Chuck Norris is the only man to survive the nuclear fallout.
Nuclear Fallout by Ansel, Chris December 18, 2008

Nuclear Fallout Smoothie

(Can be used as a noun or verb.) To perform a Nuclear Fallout Smoothie, at the end of intercourse one person must release all bodily fluids into the mouth of a recipient. For a male, he would have to cum, burp, vomit, piss, shit, cry, sweat, and bleed into the recipients mouth. For a female, the sperm can be replaced with menstrual fluids.
Note: The Nuclear Fallout Smoothie has never been performed successfully.
(Verb)
Colin: "They say I'm atomic."
Krantz: "Why is that?"
Colin: "Because I Nuclear Fallout Smoothie those bitches."

(Noun)
"Danny, is something the matter? You've hardly touched your Nuclear Fallout Smoothie."

nuclear fallout count

the amount of wipes your ass endures after taking a fat dump

the average nuclear fallout count is around 4 while it could go up to 42 depending on what you ate before.

nuclear fallout count(s) are often announced once you leave the bathroom in order for those around you to understand how rough the bathroom might have been left or just to explain why you took a while.
Dude 1: “Bro, you’ve been in there for 40 minutes, you good?”
Dude 2: “Taco Bell at 2am. Nuclear fallout count hit 23 and we ran out of toilet paper at 22. I had to use the receipt paper for the last wipe."

Girl 1: “Why does your boyfriend’s Snapchat story just say ‘NFC: 19’ with a skull emoji?”
Girl 2: “He ate at Taco Bell with his brother.”

Nuclearfallout 

A server rental company that briefly sponsored a Counter-Strike clan. This clan consisted of tso-lotus (the fig), Stephen Fatzburg, Slash the Great, Mean C and the legendary Fireyseal. Also present were the manager Spectrum and his assistant "broken-arm" Nick.
Nuclearfallout was a pretty good clan until they were figged out of their LAN money.
Nuclearfallout by ger November 29, 2004
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