Definitions by ger

Slash the Great

The most famous tso-lotus fan of them all. Slash the Great founded and maintains the "Lotus Is Bad On LAN" club. He is known for his stealthy Japanese AWP skill and affinity for cutting meat at Albertson's.

tso-lotus stole Slash the Great's sweatshirt about a year ago and won't give it back.

Slash the Great by ger November 29, 2004

Nuclearfallout 

A server rental company that briefly sponsored a Counter-Strike clan. This clan consisted of tso-lotus (the fig), Stephen Fatzburg, Slash the Great, Mean C and the legendary Fireyseal. Also present were the manager Spectrum and his assistant "broken-arm" Nick.

Nuclearfallout was a pretty good clan until they were figged out of their LAN money.

Nuclearfallout by ger November 29, 2004

Fatz 

This kid who has no friends and sits by the soda machine all day long. Also plays World of Warcraft and is pretty granny at that too.

"SHUTUP FATZ," exclaimed Mean C.

Fatz by ger November 29, 2004

Mean C 

The meanest of the mean. The phrase Mean C was coined by the lord and savior eslo. While eslo has since become a recluse living in the harsh mountains of Canada, his legacy lives on through the angry rantings of Mean C. Even turtle fears this beast for he cannot be tamed by any mortal.

God you guys, I fucking told you to go B with the bomb I'm going to pull a Mean C rip your fucking skull out.

Mean C by ger November 29, 2004

Fireyseal 

Legendary Counter-Strike player from The Teamspeakeasy Offensive. Is known for spraying at least four ak1ra players in the head through a thick wall in one clip a couple times before they got mad and left. Eventually Fireseal was forced into hiding after joining ICE* with tso-lotus and Slash the Great because he was cheating against some noobs and they got mad and made a movie of it.

Fireyseal is still around, but I hear he mostly DJ's in-game with HLSS and uses cr0tex's homemade cheats which are kinda shitty cause they only tell you where someone is and you can still get flashed.

Fireyseal by ger November 29, 2004

Fig

A insult describing one who lives in the USA but is Canadian born. He often replenishes his stolen lunch money by means of fraud. He is then ridiculed by his peers so much that it forces him to move back to Canada.

LOL u got figged bad buddy, now ur poor as fuck~!

Fig by ger November 22, 2004

tso-lotus 

One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.

You're such a tso-lotus, go back to Canada you fucking fig.

tso-lotus by ger November 22, 2004