The act of saying the sporting event you’re involved in is over way before it is even close to being over in hopes it reverses the result in your favor
Me: “I’m down 10-0 on Thursday night in Fantasy because they had a defense I’m screwed.
League: Bro stop you're just trying to nuch them!
The tag along or the wing. When you're going on a date and your date has a friend or you have a friend. The friend is the nuchslep. The word is used in a show called The Nanny.
Old Man: what's she saying?
Old Lady: She's talking about the old days when she had a life
The Nuchslep: Do you mind I'm trying to tell a story here
Old Lady: Uhhh the nuchslep's getting annoyed
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.