One who is
originally from, or currently resides in or near the town of Nokomis, Florida.
More specifically, this term most often refers to those individuals who live in the poverty stricken area of Nokomis and belong to the socio-economic group that many people would refer to as
White Trash.
Nokomites generally have many of the following
characteristics:
-Unemployeed,
-Illiterate,
-Has a Lengthy Criminal Record,
-Has a Suspended Drivers License,
-Rarely If Ever Wears Shoes,
-Is Missing at least 2 Teeth,
-History of Drug or
Alcohol abuse, -Homeless or Lives in a Trailer,
-High School Dropout,
-Middle School Dropout,
-Knows the Bail Bondsmans
Phone Number by Heart
-Is Trespassed from Walmart
-Knows The Meaning of the word.
"Schweal"
-Has a relative named.
"Oppossum"
-Claims to Have a
"Favorite Dumpster"
-Owns more than 5 flashlights that
do not work,
-Has Parents That Were First
Cousins,
-Has been refered to as a
"Foot Dragon" before,
-Or Has Stolen 3 or more Bicycles.
in the past year
......If you live in or around Nokomis and fit into 3 or more of these categories, then you most likely are a Nokomite.
