by sltchica February 7, 2010
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by N H April 20, 2008
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by ashleeeeeeeeey. March 13, 2012
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by NeighborHOOD69 April 18, 2018
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Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.
by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025
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More specifically, this term most often refers to those individuals who live in the poverty stricken area of Nokomis and belong to the socio-economic group that many people would refer to as White Trash.
Nokomites generally have many of the following characteristics:
-Unemployeed,
-Illiterate,
-Has a Lengthy Criminal Record,
-Has a Suspended Drivers License,
-Rarely If Ever Wears Shoes,
-Is Missing at least 2 Teeth,
-History of Drug or Alcohol abuse, -Homeless or Lives in a Trailer,
-High School Dropout,
-Middle School Dropout,
-Knows the Bail Bondsmans
Phone Number by Heart
-Is Trespassed from Walmart
-Knows The Meaning of the word.
"Schweal"
-Has a relative named.
"Oppossum"
-Claims to Have a
"Favorite Dumpster"
-Owns more than 5 flashlights that
do not work,
-Has Parents That Were First
Cousins,
-Has been refered to as a
"Foot Dragon" before,
-Or Has Stolen 3 or more Bicycles.
in the past year
......If you live in or around Nokomis and fit into 3 or more of these categories, then you most likely are a Nokomite.
More specifically, this term most often refers to those individuals who live in the poverty stricken area of Nokomis and belong to the socio-economic group that many people would refer to as White Trash.
Nokomites generally have many of the following characteristics:
-Unemployeed,
-Illiterate,
-Has a Lengthy Criminal Record,
-Has a Suspended Drivers License,
-Rarely If Ever Wears Shoes,
-Is Missing at least 2 Teeth,
-History of Drug or Alcohol abuse, -Homeless or Lives in a Trailer,
-High School Dropout,
-Middle School Dropout,
-Knows the Bail Bondsmans
Phone Number by Heart
-Is Trespassed from Walmart
-Knows The Meaning of the word.
"Schweal"
-Has a relative named.
"Oppossum"
-Claims to Have a
"Favorite Dumpster"
-Owns more than 5 flashlights that
do not work,
-Has Parents That Were First
Cousins,
-Has been refered to as a
"Foot Dragon" before,
-Or Has Stolen 3 or more Bicycles.
in the past year
......If you live in or around Nokomis and fit into 3 or more of these categories, then you most likely are a Nokomite.
When I woke up in a trailer on Sierra St. and was told that a toothless meth-head with no shoes just stole my bicycle, I realized that I had just gotten robbed by a Nokomite.
by 4Mer-Nokomite October 18, 2018
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