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No Kiss November

The month when women with boyfriends who are participating in the so-called manly event, "No Shave November", become so disgusted and turned off by their hairy men that they choose not to kiss them...a retaliation towards No Shave November!!!
Boyfriend: Yeahhhh, I'm being manly and participating in No Shave November!
Girlfriend: Oh, you mean No Kiss November?
Boyfriend:......wait, what?
Girlfriend: No Shave, No Kiss, The End!

National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12

Me:kiss
Girlfriend:why?????
Me:it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend:kiss me again
National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12:
Don’t be shy boys

November 23rd, Kiss your crush/girl day

Person1: Go and kiss Emily
Person2: Why
Person3: Because its November 23rd, Kiss your crush/girl day!