Notversation 

When you're trying too hard to keep up a text conversation that's not working and therefore aren't really having an actual conversation anymore.

Elijah: Seriously!
Amanda: Haha, lol.
Elijah: So?
Amanda: Ya.
Elijah: :P
Amanda: :P
Elijah: Okay, this is a serious notversation...

Notversation by ThisCHICK August 13, 2012

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009

Nonversation 

The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.

A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."

Nonversation by Dalek December 29, 2008

Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

Neversation by pixho February 21, 2010

botversation 

A back and forth with an automated response algorithm either over text or through a chat window to customer support.

Wow that deranged GOP bot sure is consistent! It's sure fun to troll the orange mutant and his kids through the text bot. It picks up basic profanity but you can get really creative and have some fun with the botversation !

Man I thought I had a person on the chat bubble. It took me ten messages to realize it was actually a botversation.

botversation by Kat'O9 April 4, 2022

Naversation 

Having a conversation with the woman voice coming from your GPS navigation system, usually while driving a long distance alone.

Friend 1: "You must have been super bored driving all that way by yourself."

Friend 2: " Nah, I had a great naversation with the Garmin GPS lady."

Naversation by Graphikrtist April 27, 2009

noshversation

Talking to a girl while she's giving you a nosh

I had a wonderful noshversation with Mary about her day at work while she was sucking my cock

noshversation by damianomen October 11, 2013