nversation 

When you are talking to someone and they put no part into the conversation making the co in conversation go away

Billy:Let’s have a conversation

Bob:...
Billy: looks like we are having a nversation

nversation by A person unknown to you November 4, 2017

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009

Lil Jon-versation

A conversation in a bar that is so loud that the people having the conversation can't hear each other well enough, so they simply start responding with the responses of "WHAT", "YEAH", and "OKAY."

As a result, the conversation begins to resemble a song by hip-hop / rap artist Lil Jon.

An example of a "Lil Jon-versation," as described taking place at a crowed, loud dance club:
A-"DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"WHAT?!?"
A-"I SAID DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"YEAH!"
A-"OKAY!"
...Person A Goes to Bartender...
A-"TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"WHAT?"
A-"I SAID, TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"OKAY! WHAT KIND?"
A-"WHAT?!?"
...

Lil Jon-versation by FrankZappaSA September 13, 2011

Carry-onversation 

When youre walking through a supermarket talking to a family member or friend and they walk down a different aisle without you realising so you carry on talking to yourself

John- "Elephants definatley don't live down burrows I'm certain."
Jeremy- "Sorry what was that?" *Jeremy nips off to get some eggs*
John- "Elephants couldn't possibly live down burrows, theres no way they'd be able to dig them for themselves because of their lack of dexterity and there's no other animal thats gonna dig one big enough to fit an elephant in so it's not like they can jump in someone else's burrow...eh Jeremy?...Jeremy?...Fuck it!!!"
*Jeremy returns with eggs*
John- "Mate, I just had the longest carry-onversation thanks to you!"

Carry-onversation by MTriddy October 30, 2010

Caine-versation 

1. The flurry of words that are fired between two people during a cocaine session, often resulting in broken promises and false proclamations of love.

"I don't think either one of them is listening to the other."

"They're in mid caine-versation.

Caine-versation by Goob McNa$ty April 5, 2010

Nonversation 

The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.

A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."

Nonversation by Dalek December 29, 2008

Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

Neversation by pixho February 21, 2010