Naversation

Having a conversation with the woman voice coming from your GPS navigation system, usually while driving a long distance alone.

Friend 1: "You must have been super bored driving all that way by yourself."

Friend 2: " Nah, I had a great naversation with the Garmin GPS lady."

by Graphikrtist April 27, 2009

nonversation

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.

by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009

Nonversation

The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.

A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."

by Dalek December 29, 2008

Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

by pixho February 21, 2010

nonversation

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.

Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."

by airplayne December 25, 2010

Nakeesation

A mix of two words. Nakeesation is a naked conversation. Nakeesations are usually held at nudist beaches.

"I went to the nudist beach, i met this guy and we had a really great nakeesation!"

by Georgia Blake November 7, 2007

Nonversation

A conversation where tons is said but no one actually speaks.

"I had and awesome goodbye with Travis yesterday. He gave me his computer and then we had one of those good solid man moment where everything gets said but no one's talking. I call it a nonversation."
-Bobby from Cougar Town

by Lenny24 October 1, 2010