Notnum

Nottingham, Nottinghamshire England, as pronounced by locals.

I went into Notnum on the tram this mornin, my duck.

by Nottinghamian November 9, 2006

Notrumpanzees

People who go ape regarding Trump.

The Notrumpanzees were making a racket at the news regarding Trump!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Nutnumbing

Causing the man's testicles to retract, so the man doesn't feel them in their original state. This will make it feel as if they are numb and/or removed.

Yeah, I saw this guy who sprayed hairspray on his dick.
- Ouch man, I can imagine the nutnumbing pain.

by Tom Cruiseship May 25, 2009

Notrumas

A holiday that replaces Christmas mainly for communist and notrunist(a religion for notru). And is only celebrated on xat.com.

Communist:What do you want for notrumas
Me:Notru's fluffy parts
Communist: Thats what i want TOO!!!!

by Sadman1009 December 17, 2010

Notnomic

Notnomic was created by people who want to explore different forms of governance because although Nomic was originally invented by philosopher Peter Suber for that purpose, the discussion had become idiotic. Although (as of 2019) that hasn't happened to Notnomic yet, Nomicisists predict it will by the end of the 2020 election cycle, and if Trump is reelected for a third term in 2024, they expect Notnomic to be outlawed.

Note: Mathematical purists refer to the game as Aleph-Naught Nomic so as to make it clear that the game has a “countably infinite” number of turns in contrast to irrationally infinite number of turns. Regardless, Aleph-Naught Nomic's not Nomic.

Bob: I'd like to call the 116th session of Notnomic to order.

Carol: I've rolled a 3. That makes the score for the Democrats 142,311,102 vs. 142,311,099 for the Republicans. I propose that we get rid of the filibuster. May we have a vote?

Ted: I've rolled a 5. That gives me the floor. First, I would like to point out that as a representative of the great state of Alabama, which joined the union on the fourteenth of December in, 1819, and which – if my math serves me right – is more than 100 years ago – has, I might add, the best primary school mathematics teachers in this great Union, who I will propose in forthcoming legislation that we honor by making ...

Alice: If we haven't repealed the second amendment yet, would someone please shoot that guy.

by Len Bakerloo June 27, 2019

notum

notum is some times used as slang for part of the asshole. not sure why but used quite commonly in england

hey bob, how's your notum feeling today? a bit bloody?

by joseph555 November 6, 2007

Nonument

An argumentative tactic employed by people to distract from a current, relevant arguement by bringing up something unrelated and indefensible in order to avoid losing.

'Yes well, it doesn't matter anyway because you smoke!'
'What has that got to do with anything? I've always smoked!'
'Well it's really bad. And rude.'
'This is such a nonument, why are you talking about smoking, you slept with my brother!'

by stesal February 3, 2012