A frightening, cannibalistic demifrog. Currently on the run from the FBI after violating his parole conditions. Urban legend says that it's still looking for people to devour to this day, and it is recommended you report any sightings to your local law enforcement agency.
Candy: I want to hug you guys, you're so adorable! /p
Stafula (not frog): I wanna eat you
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).