Not-Joe

Polish-American singer songwriter who famously proclaimed "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHRIST DAN! THAT WAS ME SAYING HOW THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY IS MOSTLY PRETTY MUCH GAY PEOPLE, IN CONCEPT. DID YOU NOT FUCKING READ HOW I SAID "The T in LGBTQ stands for transgender people and the Q stands for people who are questioning their gender or sexuality,"? What the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?!! EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY I'M ARGUING FOR I'VE MADE CLAIMS AGAINST!!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE STILL TRYING TO CONTINUE THIS STUPID ARGUEMENT! I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO ARGUE WITH YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!"

Oh my gosh that is such a Not-Joe moment.

Not-Joe by PolarTem February 20, 2022

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ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood”

friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu

ur not joe biden by brebre_1 March 9, 2024

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not your average Joe

A man who can teach you how to Dougie, lethal with a Javelin, and breathes fire. All the bitches love him.

That "not your average Joe" is so beautiful. Just look at him!

not your average Joe by Mr. Sebastian Jones March 9, 2015

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Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT

"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" was a Facebook group created around the time that Joe Biden won the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" may have only lasted for a few months (it was deleted shortly after the Capitol Riot), but in that short span of time, it became one of the largest Facebook groups of all time, with nearly three million members at the time of the infamous riot - proving what America REALLY thinks about the 46th.

Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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