Not my life

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Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

Not my life by stamfordallday July 5, 2010

Words you can keep

your not back in my life

Yes

Your not back in my life be my boyfriend

your not back in my life by Slappppy March 13, 2020

《¤》This《¤》Is《¤》Not《¤》My《¤》Life《¤》

《¤》This《¤》Is《¤》Not《¤》My《¤》Life《¤》 by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. by abart May 1, 2010

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

I Do Not Want You In My Life.

I Do Not Want You In My Life. by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.

Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."

Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life by Hym Iam March 7, 2025

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026