Not Com 

when you have a web address that you are given and it turns out to be other than .com (like .bis or .org)

Dude, you completely screwed up the instructions to the web site -- you should have said www.blah.org instead -- you gave me a "not com".

Not Com by malc_o_Scribe November 13, 2012

Your not shit.com 

This basically means your not shit. You think ur all this but ur not.

Lilly: did u see what Abbie posted on Instagram

Mia: ever since she got a boyfriend she thinks she’s so cool
Lilly: well she is not

Mia: I wanna go up to her and say “your not shit.com”

Your not shit.com by Cvvdbnf January 4, 2019

1-800-not-a-real-number.com 

1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.

2. used when someone asks you for your number

3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number

4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.

1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"

2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"

Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

3. John "What's Amber's new number?"

Danielle "Why do you need it?"

John "Uhhhh"

Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"

John "Blackmail her."

Danielle "No!"

John "Just tell me!!!"

Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)

4. Scott "How did you get his number?"

Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

1-800-not-a-real-number.com by kadaeto January 13, 2011

Does not compute 

A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.

The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.

Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.

Does not compute by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

I did not come here to make friends! by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009

Does not compute 

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

Does not compute by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009

We will not comply! 

The most patriotic slogan for yelled by the American people who are tired of being lead astray.

The slogan We will not comply! is a great way to express dismay about the political climate.

We will not comply! by Slang Advisory Board March 30, 2019