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Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation 

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.

Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all 

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.
I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

Balls deep or not at all 

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life
"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

Know-it-not-at-all 

Someone thinks they know something but are totally wrong. They will argue with you even when proven wrong.
The know-it-not-at-all girl argued that vaccines cause autism.

not bad at all 

Showing someone that they have exceeded the person's expectations. (Of who is judging)
This soup is not bad, not bad at all i say jolly good sir!
not bad at all by GiaApollo April 25, 2017

the queen of being straight and not gay at all 

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!