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Nose Jam 

1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.
1. 'Man I'm hungry, nothing to eat...Ah, I've got some nose jam, that'll do.'
Nose Jam by John Barry July 4, 2006
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Jamaican Nose Job 

When a girl is giving a guy a hand job and purposely slips off the top and hits herself in the nose causing her nose to bleed. She then begins to get some blood from her nose and uses it as lubrication to finish the guy off.
Dude 1: My girl gives the best jamaican nose jobs! Her blood feels amazing on my cock!

Dude 2: Is that why her nose is so fucked up?

james nose 

a large mountain that has unfortunately been put on someone's face.
that poor guy he has a james nose
james nose by lolington222 August 2, 2011

Rick James Nose Arobics 

Todd: do you want to smoke pot tonight
Lucius: pot? Nah, son. I’m doing the Rick James Nose Arobics
Todd: what’s that?
Lucius: that’s snorting cocaine

jamaican nose-job 

Where you skeet in a girls nose and then she snorts it then she spits it on a guys dick and gives him a blow job.
after i gave marilyn a jamaican nose-job she got conjessted with skeet.
jamaican nose-job by Triston Pruitt January 16, 2009

nosejamming 

To place the foreskin of an erected penis over a willing partners nose. Ejaculating will then occur into the nostrils.

The person then is to bring up the semen once it's travelled down through the nose into the throat.
Judy was suffering from a cold. She wasn't feeling very horny. Her partner Jeffrey decide to help clear her sinuses & get some much needed sexual release by nosejamming Judy.
nosejamming by Ingie April 13, 2018
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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