2 definitions by Yourmomssexoffender

a finished football player from portugal who is father 6 children and also a rapist

he carried his team Manchester united from 2nd position to 7th position in epl and his retard fans blame harry maguire for it but cannot accept the fact that their idol ghosted against good teams like liverpool , man city, chelsea etc. and statpadding with teams like Norwich & Tottenham

when his team need him the most he disappears

he's norwich man
I needed 13 goals in that match, I had no fear
because norwich man was on pitch
by Yourmomssexoffender April 18, 2022
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Combination of dybala and ronaldo at juventus was called dybaldo
while penaldo was busy adding r@pe cases into his carrer dybala carried juventus. After pendu left real madrid dybala was shadowed by the pendu (due to retard pendusexuals who made penaldo their father) and in 2021 the best thing happend, cursed penaldo left the club and dybala started getting recognition that he deserved.
Dybaldo was a great duo but without penaldo
by Yourmomssexoffender February 21, 2022
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