Norwad 

noun: Norwad or Norwads (plural)

Are a people. They are heavy set Norwegian women with apple bobbed hair cuts. They often work as a receptionist and can be defined as lawfully neutral. They will not make any exceptions to any rules and often make peoples lives difficult. If you have the unfortunate opportunity to have one as a health inspector or state inspector you will often see them come down judging any culture out side of their norm. They mostly populate Minnesota followed by wisconsin and Iowa but you can find them all across the USofA.

They also often talk extremly passive aggressively and enjoy answering back questions with long sighed OKKAAYs?

Some norwads have been spotted in movies and tv for instance the women in charge of rental cars in the movie "planes trains and automobiles" or the receptionist who asks if anyone has a case of the mondays in "office space". A famous norwad would also be Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
While 90% of Norwads are Norwegian decent many have been spotted to just be white. Norwegian is very different from Norwegian decent.

person1: Everytime I tried to explain my situation she either responded "Okaayy?" Or "sorry sweetie but I dont make the rules"
person2: Wow sounds like a total Norwad. .

Norwad by therenowitsart September 4, 2014

Norwad 

an immigrant from Norway

I knew that guy was a Norwad when he said, "Uffda."

Norwad by girf May 17, 2009

Norwalt 

Verb: to thoroughly like, as in a Facebook thread.

Lol. This post has just been norwalted.

Norwalt by mickwitch September 11, 2012

Norway 

The country that lasted longer than France in WWII

62 days. Norway lasted 62 days. 16 more than France.

Norway by PototatoK July 10, 2017

Norwalk 

A city in Fairfield County, as i'm sure many people know. It borders Westport, New Canaan and Darien. Now, i know what you all are thinking: Norwalk is just flat out poor and people are afraid of it (god knows why?) sure, it's more DIVERSE than it's bordering towns, and it's not as wealthy either, but that doesn't make it a "dump." it has its fair share of problems, but it's also a very nice place in a lot of ways.. you just have to look past the stereotypes and give it a chance. norwalk is divided into four main parts: south norwalk, east norwalk, west norwalk, and just norwalk (which is basically north norwalk or cranbury) sono has cleaned up a whole lot over the years and is actually a pretty nice place.. it's good for shopping and eating especially. east norwalk is by the water obviously, and has two country clubs: shorehaven and shore and country. now i belong to shorehaven, and in a lot of ways i love going there all the time, but it really has shown me how lucky i am to live in norwalk. most of the people here are really down to earth and don't care about physical appearance, which i like. anyway, i'm not too familiar with west norwalk to be honest, and the northern part is pretty much the same as the rest of it. overall, i'm not writing this to diss the bordering towns of norwalk, don't get me wrong. they're great in their own ways. all i'm saying is that you should give norwalk a chance. believe it or not, there's more to it than meets the eye.

norwalk isn't as bad as you think.

Norwalk by BLWV3997 February 13, 2009

norwayish 

I am from Norway....and I speak NORWEGIAN.

Hey, you are from Norway, right?
Sure am.
What do you speak in Norway? Norwayish?
No, are you crazy? What language is that? I speak Norwegian!

norwayish by Norske Nat July 31, 2008

Noradilia 

A woman of unparalleled creative genius, who has an amazing sense of humor and is unbelievably fabulous, compassionate and fun to be around.

Jess: That girl was funny and talented, she's truly a Noradilia.
Mark: I totally agree!

Noradilia by MissEnno February 8, 2010