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Norwegian breakfast
In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'
Norwegian breakfast by OsloRadisson May 20, 2021
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Nirvanian
A person or thing that is from Nirvana or has ascended to Nirvana through Enlightenment, liberating themselves from the cycle of Samsara
Nirvanian by GhostFalcon August 25, 2019
The Norwegian national hero of all time
It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!
They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.
One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.
Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...
The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.
One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.
Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...
The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
The Norwegian national hero of all time by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
Norwegian Exchange Student
Defined as a type of foreign exchange students that are extremely attractive, male or female; and their trademark is blonde hair with blue eyes. They come with rocking bodies, and it is said that pure viking blood run through their veins. They appear around high schools spread across the US, and they can be seen surrounded by curious Americans that act as if Norway (frequently called Norwegia) is a magical fantasy kingdom, due to their lack of skills in geopgraphy. The Norwegian exchange students are also frequently asked if they speak norwegish/norwayan/norwayish/or german, and they are often surrounded by less intelligent Americans who believe that the Norwegian exchange students ride their polar bears and/or reindeers to school and live off of hunting wild animals and sleeping in wooden huts.
Jack: dude holy s*** wtf what was that, what just passed us?!? it was f***** beautiful,could it be a f***** unicorn, man?!!
Bob: naah bro naah that was just one of those Norwegian exchange students
Bob: naah bro naah that was just one of those Norwegian exchange students
Norwegian Exchange Student by Pete wentzen April 4, 2011
Norwegian Rudder
A form of mutual masturbation similar to the Dutch Rudder. Each partner folds his leg over the top of the other's leg and begins to shake it, sending vibrations up the partner's thigh, and eventually to the tip of their penis.
Norwegian Rudder by marceaux.com December 7, 2010
Norwegian Swirl
It is a game (or art form) invented at Brock University, DeCew Residence. It involves 3 individuals, a pusher, a sitter and a rider. The pusher is none specified , the sitter must be male, and the rider must be female. The sitter sits in an office chair, while the pusher spins the office chair in a counter-clockwise direction. The sitter must be wearing a Batman mask. The rider climbs to the highest point in the room. The rider leaps, in a spread eagle position, at the sitters pelvis. This game is played in the nude. If coitus is achieved, it is known as going to the bat cave.
Norwegian Swirl by The one and only Badger September 19, 2013
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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