The physical process of reversing course as one moves their head from a woman's breast towards her genitalia.
"Karen begged me to go down on her while I was suckin' her titties. It sounded like a good idea, but when I got to the vicinity of her navel her pussy stench overpowered me and I had to embark on a northbound migration. Ewww! Stank city!"
Further describing the position of the males while performing the #brooklynbridge on a female parter. Northbound lane would be plowing the female while the Southbound lane will be getting felatio from the very same woman.
Jimmy and Daveflipped a coin to determine who’s settling into the northbound/southbound lane while assembling the Brooklyn Bridge in the bedroom.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!