Noragall/Velvent is an "oc" that usually spends a year obsessing over one character, then spends the next year doing the same to another fictional character, but in a different appearance. ((For example, it will completely redesign itself (maybe to a furry) to fit into another fandom.)) Will ship itself with a canon character, without taking notice that its a disgrace to do so.
Lies to others, is disrespectful, but expects everyone else to be kind to them.
Thinks that they're interesting, but they're not.
Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response