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Norvilled 

In the area of Human Resources, if you have an outgoing employee who is either loved

and/or cared for a great deal, or they are unbearable, and you have someone who is not quite available yet who fits the bill perfectly, you hire an employee temporarily not telling them that their position is temporary, wherein they bear the brunt of disdain and bad feelings of friends, fans, or fellow employees and is fired on some trumped up charge to get the final or “permanent” projected employee.
This is named after the famous dynamic between beloved morning anchor Jane Pauley leaving her post on the Today show, replaced with the hapless pawn Deborah Norville, who took all the slings, arrows, hatred and derision from the public, forcing her OUT of the position, only to be replaced by Katie Couric waiting in the wings. Have YOU ever been “Norvilled”?
Norvilled by OmegaRat1 May 2, 2012

Normallo 

A person who adheres to the norm of society
"I hate that pub, it's full of normallos"
Normallo by Lisa Buckfast January 10, 2014
for use in place of more normal
I'm definitely normaller than you.
normaller by RoNiesha:) April 11, 2011
A cool kid the has a lot of friends
norval by Delta Rune Kid December 7, 2018

Norvelled 

One who can be easily corupted as a Commissioner of his Fantasy Football league.

One that takes bribs for favors
Chris Said "Hey Thad I don't think it is fair that they have kinioned my trade. I will give you two picks out of my draft next year if you approve it!"

Thad said "Okay Chris I will take our Norvelled offer and I will use my powers as Commissioner to approve that trade"
Norvelled by Mike Kinion November 6, 2005

how much you normally pay? 

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response