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airport novelist
an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.
these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
airport novelist by mkgeezy October 28, 2009
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Comment novelist
Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
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Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
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real estate novelist
n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.
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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.
Another suture doctor?
Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?
No. Not really.
Another suture doctor?
Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?
No. Not really.
real estate novelist by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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