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the flap of skin thats holds a man's member's in place.
She kicked me in the nootsack
nootsack by JustinJ April 24, 2007

Noobus boogers 

When a short friend of yours suck at a game
Noobus boogers by agooman May 21, 2022
A unique online name from the famous internet celebrity only known as "Noobus"

Not much is known about this mysterious Noobus other than he has other names such as "Noobius, Noobiius" "MrSaltyNipps" and "Fleshripper"

The anonymous user named Noobus is often found in online games and forums and is mostly known for being the best at all vidya.
Person one: Holy Crapen, This guy just Pwned me!!1!

Person Two: What was his name?

Person 1: Noobus
Noobus by Noobus November 27, 2013

Noobus Maximus 

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.
DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

noobus maximus 

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.
Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.
noobus maximus by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

Nootsgiving 

On March 21st we celebrate the arrival of spring by nooting as loudly as we can.
Join us in celebrating Nootsgiving
Nootsgiving by rudolf the red March 21, 2023