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Nootsack Scalp 

The unfortunate condition, when you have excessive skin on your cranium, thus the skin has that scrunched-up look, like a Shar-pei puppy. Actual medical terminology is Nut-sack Scalp, Nootsack Scalp is the "street" version of the condition.
George: What's up nutters?
Jason: Hey, c'mon, stop it please...don't call me that.
Phil: Why you call him nutters?
George: Oh, that's an abbreviation, short for Nut-sack Scalp, or Nootsack Scalp.
Phil: Why do you call him that?
George: Take a look at his head!! Looks like a giant scrotum on his shoulders!!
Phil: Hahaha, yeah it does! Kinda like a shar-pei puppy.
Jason: Please guys, please! Stop it...please.
Nootsack Scalp by Buns Master March 7, 2012
Related Words

Noobsack 

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.
Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.
Noobsack by Infinit3 September 14, 2012

noobsack 

God he as much as a noobsack as a 'Tom Care'!
Kira's nootsak is bigger than Tori's.
nootsak by Doach June 26, 2008

le nootsac 

a term used to describe a facial
Guy: hey you wanna try out my facial cream its called "le nootsac"... every special order comes with a free pearl necklace
le nootsac by djneddy January 23, 2009

noobsack 

Of or pertaining to a person whom can be described as both a noobie n00b, and as male genetalia. Describes people who continually display themselves as being inexperienced, selfish, stupid, insane, and/or are a smacktard.
c0de tried to launch a plane off an aircraft carrier but failed miserably. God he's a noobsack.
noobsack by c0de October 20, 2003