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A random, meaningless collection of letters that make you sound like a total and utter fuckhead. Often used online.
omg d00d ong u roxxors!!!1!
Noobomb by Paranoid July 3, 2005
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Noobember 

A specific month when someone bumps into a lot of noobs.
noob1: hey how do u post 10-minute videos on utube?
noob2: i think u has to be a mod
noob3: no wai! u haev to be liek a veteran user
person: what is this? noobember??
Noobember by medicalmechanica November 14, 2009
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noobmobile

1. On the PC-based YS Flight Simulator; any ficticious player-controlled addon that is often used by n00bs on servers to win a dogfight or destroy people and other objects on the ground or water. Also known as a cheatplane.

Noobmobiles are easily countered with spawn killing, Admin Aircraft, the Ban User command, an equally powerful cheatplane, or a "Free Fire" call.

2. On the Battlefield Series; Helicopters, Tanks, and Artillery guns which n00bs team kill for in order to boost their K/D ratio or get more points.

3. Any vehicle in any game that is not normally used by veteran players, but used by n00bs to go score whoring or to attempt to pwn a more experienced player.
Server Owner: Hey, douchewad, get out of the noobmobile and into something real, like an F-14.

n00b: I w1ll r4p3 j00 all w1th mah Hyperflanker!!

Server Owner: *Ban Hammer*

Other Users: lol n00b noodle.
A person who lives in the state of new jersey. Basically one of the coolest cats around, and on occasion has been known to be the best cs player this world has ever seen.
Holy shit, Nombomb ownz!
nombomb by suml00zer January 17, 2005
n.
the act of eating so much in one setting, it looks like a bomb went off on the plate. Usually in the context of "set off a nombomb"
1. Happycat went to a Cheezburger convention and set off a nombomb.

2. Person 1 - Bro I'm so hungry, its ridiculous.
Person 2 - I feel you man. I could set off a nombomb right now.
nombomb by ForteTuba April 12, 2011
A combination of being a noob and a boob.

Being a dumbass/ being lame or even being a spoilt sport.

Staying at home when we can go party.
Dude, you're such a nooboob. noob boob

Stop being such a nooboob and lets go party.
Nooboob by Pandamania September 29, 2011
A NooBoob is a person whom is a noob. They are a noobie and is a plain pain in the arse.
Tigers beat the Timberwolves in basketball because the other team was full of NooBoobs. They SUCKED.
NooBoob by ThtYllwBch June 9, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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