Noobla

a normal cow specifically bred to have 4 extra udders, making 8 in total.

a noobla is a unique cow with 8 udders.

*stops*
'dude. whats that in the field?'
'ahh. its a noobla'
*drives on*

by Lorise and Janny (Lorna,Louise,Danny,Jo) June 2, 2008

Noobja

Someone who attempts to be a ninja but fails epicly. Most Noobjas are named Kevin.

"That Kevin over there is such a Noobja."

by Noobja March 31, 2015

noobling

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobacabra

a noob that is beyond the barrier. Someone so nooby they should be slapped with a raw trout.

Drew is a noobacabra

by Colin W. November 23, 2006

Noobgasm

When someone seems noobish by getting excited in a game just because he/she did a simple feat such as a head shot runnin someone over, etc.

Noob: Oh my god did you just see that awsome kill. I just got a head shot.whooo hooo that reminds me of the time i got a splatter on halo it was awsome!!!!

Me:Dude stop havin a Noobgasm.

by Jeremy Rodriguez May 3, 2008

noobass

Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like.

It can also be used to describe someone that is partial to sammarksing.

Hey noobass, out of the way!

OR

Hey, let me just beat this noobass and we can get going.

OR

Did you see that guy? He was such a noobass!

by Dr R Gurudwaras May 22, 2008