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Noobraham Lincoln 

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

nooblander 

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.
That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.
nooblander by Rynobig July 6, 2007
The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost.
-What do you mean you don't know how to auto respawn,I dub thee nooblar, Lord of the noobs-
nooblar by john doza January 30, 2005

nooblatte 

Nooblatte (noob·lat·te) (noob'lä'té)

Also known as: n00bl4tt3

Definition: a mixture of noobs combined with skim milk, sugar (or Splenda™), coffee (preferably Maxwell House, but Starbucks will do), a touch of vanilla, and a dollop of whip cream
ME: roflcopter man hes such a noob
YOU: not just a noob... a nooblatte!
ME: dude.... PWNAGE!!
nooblatte by Boberooni February 10, 2008

Nooblation 

The utter destuction of all noobs and wannabes on an MMORPG or anything close to it.
High leveled characters have special rights to rid MMORPG's of noobs through the act of Nooblation
Nooblation by Obliviated May 16, 2009

Nooblauncher 

The slang word "nooblauncher" is often often pinned to players that repeatedly fire a rocket launcher, RPG, or similar rocket firing device as a method to earn a kill as their first offensive action.

Like noobtubing, an RPG in Call of Duty (for example) is almost always a one-hit kill, requiring no skill other than aiming the weapon and then firing it when the target shows up on the screen.

A player is only considered a "nooblauncher" if he starts using rocket firing weapons as a method to kill just the players that are on foot, instead of vehicles such as helicopters and tanks as well.
Man, that guy only ever killed me with that darn Rocket Launcher!
Yeah... What a nooblauncher...
Nooblauncher by Majatek July 11, 2011