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Someone who sucks so much in games they eventually change their name to Nooblah
Wow, I really do suck at online games. I might as well be a nooblah
nooblah by josh007 June 11, 2006
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Noobraham Lincoln 

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

nooblander 

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.
That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.
nooblander by Rynobig July 6, 2007
The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost.
-What do you mean you don't know how to auto respawn,I dub thee nooblar, Lord of the noobs-
nooblar by john doza January 30, 2005

nooblatte 



Nooblatte (noob·lat·te) (noob'lä'té)

Also known as: n00bl4tt3

Definition: a mixture of noobs combined with skim milk, sugar (or Splenda™), coffee (preferably Maxwell House, but Starbucks will do), a touch of vanilla, and a dollop of whip cream

ME: roflcopter man hes such a noob
YOU: not just a noob... a nooblatte!
ME: dude.... PWNAGE!!
nooblatte by Boberooni February 10, 2008

Nooblation 

The utter destuction of all noobs and wannabes on an MMORPG or anything close to it.
High leveled characters have special rights to rid MMORPG's of noobs through the act of Nooblation
Nooblation by Obliviated May 16, 2009

Nooblauncher 

The slang word "nooblauncher" is often often pinned to players that repeatedly fire a rocket launcher, RPG, or similar rocket firing device as a method to earn a kill as their first offensive action.

Like noobtubing, an RPG in Call of Duty (for example) is almost always a one-hit kill, requiring no skill other than aiming the weapon and then firing it when the target shows up on the screen.

A player is only considered a "nooblauncher" if he starts using rocket firing weapons as a method to kill just the players that are on foot, instead of vehicles such as helicopters and tanks as well.
Man, that guy only ever killed me with that darn Rocket Launcher!
Yeah... What a nooblauncher...
Nooblauncher by Majatek July 11, 2011
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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