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nooblatte 

Nooblatte (noob·lat·te) (noob'lä'té)

Also known as: n00bl4tt3

Definition: a mixture of noobs combined with skim milk, sugar (or Splenda™), coffee (preferably Maxwell House, but Starbucks will do), a touch of vanilla, and a dollop of whip cream
ME: roflcopter man hes such a noob
YOU: not just a noob... a nooblatte!
ME: dude.... PWNAGE!!
nooblatte by Boberooni February 10, 2008
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noobmaster69 

Thors worst enemy!!!
Thor look Noobmaster69 is back online!!!
noobmaster69 by Noonmaster69 May 5, 2019

noobmaster69 

It’s loki messing around with korg on fortnite probably
“Thor! Look noobmaster69 is back online!!”
noobmaster69 by noobie May 8, 2019

noobmaster69 

Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.
"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

noobmaster69 

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass
noobmaster69's mom gae
noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.
I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!
noobulated by CW April 12, 2004

nooblander 

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.
That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.
nooblander by Rynobig July 6, 2007
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