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Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like.

It can also be used to describe someone that is partial to sammarksing.
Hey noobass, out of the way!

OR

Hey, let me just beat this noobass and we can get going.

OR

Did you see that guy? He was such a noobass!
noobass by Dr R Gurudwaras May 22, 2008
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Noobasaurus 

Someone who is so far behind in experience that they are a pre-historic n00b; Fossilized and discovered commonly known today as a n00b0sourus.
Noob Nerd: "Hey guys! what does "1337" mean?!?!

Ub3r Nerd: "OMG, STFU noobosaurus!"
Noobasaurus by Nick & Kyle May 13, 2005

Noobasarus Rex 

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.
"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"
Noobasarus Rex by Mac1598 March 25, 2009

noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012
Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!
noobastake by LeDur February 7, 2013

Noobasauras Rex 

To be a mega noob. To achieve this, you must be incredibly horrible at a game. These creatures tend to talk back in noob-like language unknown to normal humans
Samm3h:Wow i got a triple kill, woot
ZomgitzJacob(noob):OMFG I PWN4D U N00BZOR ROR ROR ROR, I R TEH L337 PWNAGE!
Game Voice talking to noob:Double kill!
Noob:ZOMG I R TEH PWNZOR 4 LYFE WOOTZO4! DOUBLE BEATS TRIPLE KILL ANY FKN DAY!
Samm3h: Noobasauras Rex!
*noob leaves game*
Noobasauras Rex by Samm3h January 8, 2008

Noobasaurus 

Adj. meaning that a person is a total noob at what he, she or other does. This usually is used when you forget how to do a simple task, like getting into a car in a video game. It comes from Tobygames when he is describing himself when he plays video games.
OMG i'm a total noobasaurus at this game... please don't burn my house down.
Noobasaurus by theroyfer June 22, 2011

noobasaurus rex 

A greater noob. One who sucks so much they get pwned by noobs. That one friend that every one has that sucks at all the games they play. Such a big noob he got pwned with all the dinosaurs.
OH i pwned you! you Noobasaurus rex
noobasaurus rex by zachary pease November 9, 2006
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