Nooblation

The utter destuction of all noobs and wannabes on an MMORPG or anything close to it.

High leveled characters have special rights to rid MMORPG's of noobs through the act of Nooblation

by Obliviated May 16, 2009

nolationship

when two people (regardless of sexuality) act so much like they are in a relationship with each other that they really kind of are, but they reassure everyone that they are not a dating couple.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are in a nolationship, because they act exactly like they're a couple but they tell everyone they are not dating each other.

by BitchItsCalculus January 7, 2011

noobatron

A person whose skills either resemble that of a retarded robot or a person who acts like one. The origin of the "atron" suffix stems from the series transformers and/or beast wars.

Example 1
Guy1 : This guy can't micro his troops at all!
Guy2 : Yeah, he's a noobatron.

Example 2
Person : You should of seen him play guitar hero! He looked like such a noobatron!

by Evinkuraga August 7, 2007

Neobation

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

Noobletina

A Noobletina is a person that is noobier than a noob and a nooblete, thus becoming the ultimate noobletina.

Being the inventor of this wonderful and glorious word, everyone should mostly use it in games.

Joe: Hey how do you assign numbers to units?
Jack: Shh now noobletina.

by Sharp77 March 16, 2013

noobstation

reference to sony playstation,the console that breaks when you turn it on.

1st guy: omfg i have crash bandicoot 10 lets go play!

2nd guy: ROFLcopter wht a noOb!! GTFO and take your noobstation with you!

by adam Murphy October 2, 2006

nonlationship

A strong connection between two people that is imbalanced and never results in a formal relationship, toying with the emotions and ending in sexual tension that is never resolved.

I need to end this nonlationship because when you sleep in my bed every night, it plays with my head.

Girl, you need to get out of that nonlationship and get laid.

Person 1: Why does everyone think we are dating?
Person 2: Because we spend every waking moment together.
Person 1: It's not like we're in a relationship.
Person 2: That's because we are in a nonlationship.

www.nonlationship.com

by Nonlationship victim May 14, 2012