nooblar

The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost.

-What do you mean you don't know how to auto respawn,I dub thee nooblar, Lord of the noobs-

by john doza January 30, 2005

Nooblar

Unlike regular noobs, who may eventually change their ways after having facts smashed into their brains, a nooblar upholds the way of the noob until the bitter end. Even when the nooblar knows he/she is wrong and pulling a stupid, they will continue because they are too proud (or just stupid) to admit they were being noobs.

Nooblar also applies to the idiot in every game who refers to everyone else as a noob, whether they win, lose, share, or just ignore the nooblar. This is simply the nooblar attempting to recruit more members to noobism.

"You guys are noobs"
"We all just killed you several times in one on one combat"
"I won because you're noobs"
"Shut up nooblar"

by Blue Bomber February 8, 2007

nooblar

Alternative to n00b or newb.

STFU and sit nooblar.

by pfft March 28, 2003

nooblar

lengthened form of n00b or newbie

"nooblar alert target aquired locking on deploy mishhsles in 5 4 3 2 1 mishhsion complete target deshhtroyed

by saccoya December 3, 2004

Prono-Nooblar

Which is refered to as a noob that goes prone in battle. Derived from the acient greek word Proneubulus Noobulus, when warriors would laydown and crawl on the battlefeild, because they had nothing better to do than look like idiots. Cause it sure as hell did not save their lives.

Goten is a Prono-Nooblar

by Israfel October 8, 2004

noobware

Software that has been designed and developed especially for those that are new to a subject or display a total lack of knowledge in the chosen subject.
Ridiculously easy to use software, that is so easy to use it's restrictive.
Most (but not all) Mac software, AOL, Limewire, Nero and anything that begins with "Easy..." (ie: Easy DVD Burner)

a whole selection of them can be found at places like downloads.com

The term noobware refers to these types of software derogatory fashion.

Stop using this noobware it's rubbish.
This photo software is noobware, use somthing better.

by Marc Bingham October 26, 2006

noobtard

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing. 2) being a newb and thus totally sucking.

1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.

by Skudd April 29, 2004