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Then he sits on the bed and then he yawns and he rubs his eyes and then a girl comes in and this girl say hi and then ........................................................................

this is such a noobfic
Noobfic by FBGSGDN May 16, 2011
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noobification

yo man you suck now cuz you experienced noobification
noobification by jo trah September 7, 2005

Noobicle 

A small compartment, as for work or study for the newest hire. Usually next to the restroom, far from the break room and/or situated where anyone can catch you shirking on Facebook.

Noob+Cubicle=Noobicle
Josh just started working at the firm so they gave him the noobicle
Noobicle by deshoda October 14, 2010
Person:do you see that person
Person 2: yeah he's a noobic
Noobic by Curionsu December 28, 2019
"Oh my god, that guy on gears of war is such a noobic!"
Noobic by MrFunkyHat April 20, 2009

noobification

when a mainstream game series, in order to try to appeal more to the masses, becomes less about player skill, and more about about catering to the casual/less hardcore player.
Gears of War Judgement, Halo 4, and Battlefield 4 have all gone through some sort of noobification
noobification by ZXE102R October 4, 2013

noobsican 

its a mixture between a Mexican and a noob, thus the name noobsican
This guy just can't get it done, what a noobsican
noobsican by bloodiestcadaver April 15, 2015
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