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"Oh my god, that guy on gears of war is such a noobic!"
Noobic by MrFunkyHat April 20, 2009
The quality of being a novice.
Failure to understand the rules of a computer game due to inexperience is noobic because a newcomer to computer games is a noob.
noobic by Joe Turner August 28, 2007

Noobic Hair 

A male who happens to be a noob to the maximum level. It can be regarded as an insult.
Dude, i can't believe you got killed in COD. You are such a noobic hair!
Noobic Hair by mikeyperls December 5, 2010

Noobic Stratocracy

a very sigma group on roblox
wow i love the noobic stratocracy
Noobic Stratocracy by mrcrayfishv February 19, 2026

Noobic Stratocracy

The Noobic Stratocracy is a Roblox based larp and clanning group who are extremely dedicated to their community and are extremely diverse in their operations. They operate tanks, aircraft, and boats all in the effort to reunite West Noobia from those dreaded bloxians
Person 1: Who who are those awesome people
Person 2: That’s the Noobic Stratocracy
Noobic Stratocracy by Noobic meister February 19, 2026

noobscube 

A building or place of shelter for noobs to live in; a place of noob residence; their abode; the noob's home.
"After dominating the guy 5 times straight, I got fed up and sent him to the noobscube."
noobscube by Saulbak January 14, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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