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Someone who is a noob at being a homosexual
Tom Cruise is silently a noobfag
Noobfag by Noobowners May 7, 2010
Another one of those dumb insults that idiots on the internet use. It does not really have a recognized definition and is only used by idiots on the internet trying to make themselves sound cooler.
Person: Avatar The Last Airbender is my favorite anime!
Person 2: ur a dumb noobfag its not even anime.
noobfag by Sensiblé September 8, 2015

Noob-Fag 

A "Noob-Fag" is some one who does not no how to use a computer properly.
"Anon1:How do I mount ISO?!?!"
"Everyone else: "What a noob-fag."

"Anon1: What is a torrent?"
"Anon2: Stop being a noob-fag and go google it... Bitch."
Noob-Fag by Mr. Hatta July 25, 2011

noobfaggot 

a noob that does something so n00b that he/she goes beyond being a regular noob and becomes a noobfaggot.
Tom Cruise went from noob to noobfaggot when he announced he was a Scientologist.
noobfaggot by noobnumber1 September 29, 2011

noobageddon 

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness
1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!
noobageddon by Arrow January 10, 2005

Anal Noobage 

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
Anal Noobage is a shameful act.
Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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