noobcakes 

derived from the word noob

aww i pwnt j00 noobcakes!

noobcakes by marquez October 25, 2005

NoobCakes 

The cheeks protecting the anus of a noob on Rocket League.

YO, GIMME THEM NoobCakes, WE RAWDOGGING YALL.

NoobCakes by proreaperpro June 1, 2020

Noobanese 

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

Noobanese by Dark6 September 11, 2005

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie).] + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes

go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.

nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005

noobcaek 

1. See newbie.
2. A person that never googles, no matter how many times you tell them to, but instead persists on spamming you senseless with questions they could easily get the answers to themselves.
3. LoneShark (<3)

I believe the word derives from the Natural Selection gaming community (try typing "fu noobcake" when skulks are eating you). It's commonly used to express frustration when dealing with someone's lack of knowledge within a certain area of expertise. Heh, that's probably the nicest way I could put "badmouthing nooblets who should be banned from using computers".

omg... STFU NOOBCAEK.

noobcaek by Tarzander July 30, 2004

noobcake 

The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.

im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.

noobcake by Grammar Merchant December 10, 2008