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nubcakes 

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes
go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.
nubcakes by T. Rain December 28, 2005
Words you can keep

Nubcakes 

A person who has a bad understanding of how things work.
Someone very nooby.
Someone who is new at something
Someone who can't do anything right
Person 1: Hey you know that new girl Aysha Fiaz? She asked me how to use the pencil sharperner!
Person 2: HAHA WHAT A NUBCAKE!

Person 1: awh man I dont know how to use this program
Person 2: HAHA NUBCAKES!
Nubcakes by sykestiffy December 20, 2008

nubcakes 

DUDE stop being a nubcakes and give me the sniper.
nubcakes by karl k July 1, 2004

Nubcakes 

Someone who is a nub at stuff.
Who doesn't know anything, or is new to it.
AYSHA FIAZ IS A NUBCAKES cos she doesnt knwo how to use a calculator :)
Nubcakes by sykestiffy December 20, 2008

nubcakes 

A really nubby peerson or a we-tard.
Zero is a damn nubcakes!
nubcakes by karl k July 3, 2004

nubcakes 'con pwnzor

The ultimate noob word. Only to be used under the worst circumstances. Commenly used by the mexican race while learning english. Very well deserved to people who are called it.
"So what happend leroy?" (While playing halo) "I tried to use my assult rifle to hit him from across the map cause i thought the bullets would kill everyone on the field"
1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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