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Nubcakes 

A person who has a bad understanding of how things work.
Someone very nooby.
Someone who is new at something
Someone who can't do anything right
Person 1: Hey you know that new girl Aysha Fiaz? She asked me how to use the pencil sharperner!
Person 2: HAHA WHAT A NUBCAKE!

Person 1: awh man I dont know how to use this program
Person 2: HAHA NUBCAKES!
Nubcakes by sykestiffy December 20, 2008

nubcakes 

DUDE stop being a nubcakes and give me the sniper.
nubcakes by karl k July 1, 2004

Nubcakes 

Someone who is a nub at stuff.
Who doesn't know anything, or is new to it.
AYSHA FIAZ IS A NUBCAKES cos she doesnt knwo how to use a calculator :)
Nubcakes by sykestiffy December 20, 2008

nubcakes 

A really nubby peerson or a we-tard.
Zero is a damn nubcakes!
nubcakes by karl k July 3, 2004

nubcakes 'con pwnzor

The ultimate noob word. Only to be used under the worst circumstances. Commenly used by the mexican race while learning english. Very well deserved to people who are called it.
"So what happend leroy?" (While playing halo) "I tried to use my assult rifle to hit him from across the map cause i thought the bullets would kill everyone on the field"
1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
nubcake by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

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