From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

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NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
by Infandus March 22, 2007
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The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.
im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.
by Grammar Merchant January 12, 2007
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An extreme noob. Often used as an insult to an opponent in an online video game. Literally means "bad cake", and no one wants a bad tasting cake, just like no one likes a noob.
OMG you camper noobcake!!!
by theshit1234 March 19, 2010
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From new (with b as in freebie) + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
by Infandus March 29, 2007
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one possesing noob features, in a cake form.
Man that jonathon kid is such a noobcake!
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A general term to express a noob. If you turned fourteen in February, you are then considered a noob"cake".
Hey kevin! Your an official noobcake now! Congratulations!
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Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.
Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!
by sm00shr December 21, 2014
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