Noncification

The revealing of a convicted paedophile

NONCIFICATION ALERT, John Smith at number 7 is a paedo!

by Huw Eds July 11, 2023

notification squad

1. Cancer.

2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.

NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!!1!1

by Ladondorf May 12, 2016

Notification Squad

A comment on a YouTube video made by some needy person who hasn't grown up yet. The person does it for attention from the YouTuber and others or they do it because they are just plain stupid. Normally it is both.

"OH MY GOSH! Am I the ONLY ONE who hasn't seen this video yet ? (view count: 1,744) WHERE'S MY NOTIFICATION SQUAD?!!?!1!1/!1"

"I'm needy and want attention, so I think I will spam the comments section. NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD NOTIFICATION SQUAD !"

by Catrix January 27, 2017

notification hangover

When you turn on the phone and it starts throwing up tons of notifications.

Me: Let me just turn on my phone in class... no one will ever know
*turns on phone*
*phone starts having notification hangover*
*phone makes loud noises*
Me: shit.

by WordWorld April 21, 2017

notification zone

When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.

Ugh, another message from Ashley. I'll just notification zone her.

by zxn December 16, 2018

Nontification

1.) An app notification that is of zero importance or interest to the app user.

2.) An app notification that serves no actual purpose.

Owen: My phone buzzed, but it was just another complete nontification saying 'Kate added to their story for the first time in a while'.

Grace: Oh God, I hate nontifications!

by Founder's Dining Whore September 9, 2018

Notification collector

Notification collector: someone who deliberately leaves chats on delivered or snaps unopened in order to gain a high number of notifications, this adds to their pride/arrogance. This is regarded as fake snapchat bait because you are purposely collecting notifications, not all may be recent therefore it is a fake bait concept.

She’s a ‘notification collector’ she leaves her dms and chats unopened to look cool

by rz adz July 18, 2020