Non-Gay 

Non-Gay. The only possible word to describe someone who's Non-Gay.

Oh, u r Non-Gay too? Yeah, same.

Non-Gay by PewDiePieIsNotTheFather May 15, 2020

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend 

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.

I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend by mecisthebestestever September 12, 2009

non-gay gay marriage 

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

non-gay gay marriage by Desmond White December 1, 2009

non-gay man love 

affection between male acquaintances, that is in no way homosexual

also know as NGML

guy 1 - "man I love you"
guy 2 - "I love you too!"
guy 1 - "looks like a case of non-gay man love"

non-gay man love by sluggaa November 6, 2010

non gay three way 

When two men press their butts against each other, while a third man fucks the crack between. Since there's no penetration, it's not gay according to God.

The Catholic priest liked to use the Non Gay Three Way with his alter boys to help get his jolly's off while still maintaining his purity in the eyes of God.

non gay three way by Tony "Tone" Booyah! September 20, 2016

non-gay homosexual 

A homosexual who does not identify with the gay community or as having a gay identity. They just want to live a normal life without the "gay" label but accept themselves for who they are/

He is not is the closet, he's a non-gay homosexual.

non-gay homosexual by AntDog14 July 7, 2008

Non-Gay Homosexual 

Used to describe one who allegedly "recovers" from homosexuality.

Generally used by the "ex-gay" movement, to describe those who "recover" from homosexuality.

"I might still suffer from same-sex attraction, but I am a strictly non-gay homosexual."

Non-Gay Homosexual by a.smo July 11, 2009