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Nogtard's Tongue 

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.
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A kind of Metarational awareness or insight, like intuition but more conscious and grounded in reason.

(Noesis (Greek: νόησις) comes from Greek, and means insight, similar to intellection or intelligence.

The word "noetic" is derived from the Greek word "nous," meaning mind, intelligence or ways of knowing, There is no exact equivalent in English.

It refers to "inner knowing," a kind of intuitive consciousness, or direct and immediate access to knowledge beyond what is available to our normal senses or the power of reason.
It was like they were blessed with some noetic faculty that enabled them to leap beyond the confines of what their senses or their research indicated, and land directly on the heart of the dynamics of the reality they were investigating.
Noetic by Julian Picaza January 9, 2011

Nogtard's Bog 

A filthy bog in Nogtard's garden which is just asking to be put on the back of a Maltby lorry.
Nogtard's Bog will very soon be a close friend of Pork Scotch's Cone.

Nogtard: Nicking me bog then?

briar nolet 

Perfection in a form of a dancer, definition of inspiration
Such a hard working person, someone who fights to get their goals

Loves to be energetic and so ebthusiastic person
Someone who cares a lot about her family, friends and loved ones
Always trying to inspire people to do what they love with people they love
Flexibility goals
Humble, loyal, crazy, funny, lovely, genuine
She will always be right beside you everytime you need her, and puts a smile in every single face every single day
Briar Nolet is an amazing dancer and a lovely person who deserves the whole world
briar nolet by dance_lover_ December 27, 2016

Nogtard's Bog 

A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!

Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!

Noghtimng 

A term used in text messages to convey that the sender of the text message is not drunk. This term is usually used when the sender is indeed drunk.
Person 1: "Dude check out this text message I got."
Person 2: "'Im so good noghtimng.' What does that even mean?"
Person 3: "This girl is wasted but she won't admit it."
Noghtimng by LoverOfWagner November 29, 2009