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Nogtard's Tongue
The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.
Nogtard's Tongue by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
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Noetic
A kind of Metarational awareness or insight, like intuition but more conscious and grounded in reason.
(Noesis (Greek: νόησις) comes from Greek, and means insight, similar to intellection or intelligence.
The word "noetic" is derived from the Greek word "nous," meaning mind, intelligence or ways of knowing, There is no exact equivalent in English.
It refers to "inner knowing," a kind of intuitive consciousness, or direct and immediate access to knowledge beyond what is available to our normal senses or the power of reason.
(Noesis (Greek: νόησις) comes from Greek, and means insight, similar to intellection or intelligence.
The word "noetic" is derived from the Greek word "nous," meaning mind, intelligence or ways of knowing, There is no exact equivalent in English.
It refers to "inner knowing," a kind of intuitive consciousness, or direct and immediate access to knowledge beyond what is available to our normal senses or the power of reason.
It was like they were blessed with some noetic faculty that enabled them to leap beyond the confines of what their senses or their research indicated, and land directly on the heart of the dynamics of the reality they were investigating.
Noetic by Julian Picaza January 9, 2011
Nogtard's Bog
Nogtard's Bog by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
briar nolet
Perfection in a form of a dancer, definition of inspiration
Such a hard working person, someone who fights to get their goals
Loves to be energetic and so ebthusiastic person
Someone who cares a lot about her family, friends and loved ones
Always trying to inspire people to do what they love with people they love
Flexibility goals
Humble, loyal, crazy, funny, lovely, genuine
She will always be right beside you everytime you need her, and puts a smile in every single face every single day
Such a hard working person, someone who fights to get their goals
Loves to be energetic and so ebthusiastic person
Someone who cares a lot about her family, friends and loved ones
Always trying to inspire people to do what they love with people they love
Flexibility goals
Humble, loyal, crazy, funny, lovely, genuine
She will always be right beside you everytime you need her, and puts a smile in every single face every single day
briar nolet by dance_lover_ December 27, 2016
Nogtard's Bog
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Nogtard's Bog by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009
Noghtimng
A term used in text messages to convey that the sender of the text message is not drunk. This term is usually used when the sender is indeed drunk.
Person 1: "Dude check out this text message I got."
Person 2: "'Im so good noghtimng.' What does that even mean?"
Person 3: "This girl is wasted but she won't admit it."
Person 2: "'Im so good noghtimng.' What does that even mean?"
Person 3: "This girl is wasted but she won't admit it."
Noghtimng by LoverOfWagner November 29, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.