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Nogtard's Tongue
The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.
Nogtard's Tongue by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
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Noetic
A kind of Metarational awareness or insight, like intuition but more conscious and grounded in reason.
(Noesis (Greek: νόησις) comes from Greek, and means insight, similar to intellection or intelligence.
The word "noetic" is derived from the Greek word "nous," meaning mind, intelligence or ways of knowing, There is no exact equivalent in English.
It refers to "inner knowing," a kind of intuitive consciousness, or direct and immediate access to knowledge beyond what is available to our normal senses or the power of reason.
(Noesis (Greek: νόησις) comes from Greek, and means insight, similar to intellection or intelligence.
The word "noetic" is derived from the Greek word "nous," meaning mind, intelligence or ways of knowing, There is no exact equivalent in English.
It refers to "inner knowing," a kind of intuitive consciousness, or direct and immediate access to knowledge beyond what is available to our normal senses or the power of reason.
It was like they were blessed with some noetic faculty that enabled them to leap beyond the confines of what their senses or their research indicated, and land directly on the heart of the dynamics of the reality they were investigating.
Noetic by Julian Picaza January 9, 2011
Nogtard's Bog
Nogtard's Bog by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009
briar nolet
Perfection in a form of a dancer, definition of inspiration
Such a hard working person, someone who fights to get their goals
Loves to be energetic and so ebthusiastic person
Someone who cares a lot about her family, friends and loved ones
Always trying to inspire people to do what they love with people they love
Flexibility goals
Humble, loyal, crazy, funny, lovely, genuine
She will always be right beside you everytime you need her, and puts a smile in every single face every single day
Such a hard working person, someone who fights to get their goals
Loves to be energetic and so ebthusiastic person
Someone who cares a lot about her family, friends and loved ones
Always trying to inspire people to do what they love with people they love
Flexibility goals
Humble, loyal, crazy, funny, lovely, genuine
She will always be right beside you everytime you need her, and puts a smile in every single face every single day
briar nolet by dance_lover_ December 27, 2016
Nogtard's Bog
Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Nogtard's Bog by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009
Noghtimng
A term used in text messages to convey that the sender of the text message is not drunk. This term is usually used when the sender is indeed drunk.
Person 1: "Dude check out this text message I got."
Person 2: "'Im so good noghtimng.' What does that even mean?"
Person 3: "This girl is wasted but she won't admit it."
Person 2: "'Im so good noghtimng.' What does that even mean?"
Person 3: "This girl is wasted but she won't admit it."
Noghtimng by LoverOfWagner November 29, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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