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A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.
"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"
noogie by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004
Related Words
Nodgie • nodge • noogie • noggies • nudgie • nodger • Noggie • Nedgie • Nodie • Noogie dick
Being a pest/being annoying.
My dog Nala is being so nudgie. She must need to go for a walk or want to eat.
Nudgie by VetTechJenn March 11, 2015

clitoral noogie 

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.
"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."
clitoral noogie by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015

Tough Noogies 

like saying too bad, i don't give a shit, or give it a rest it's not happening
Nancy: I thought we were going to spend some time together tonight.
Todd: Tough noogies toots, I got better things to do.
Tough Noogies by DWadds April 1, 2008

bush noogie 

To finger a girl until her pussy becomes an oozing mass of orgasmic pinkness.
Rob- Whats up John
John- NM Rob, I just gave your mom a bush noogie.
Rob- Awesome! Is it on video?
bush noogie by Mr. Noog January 18, 2008
the act of rubbing one's knuckles on a person's head so as to produce a mildly painful sensation
noogie by Anonymous September 23, 2002
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