Nodie 

The act of giving a blow job while alternating hands.

"She gives the best Nodie."

Nodie by sexfact987 August 25, 2011

Nodie 

(nodee)

A nodie is the opposite of a chode. In other words, a penis that will touch the bottom of a test tube before it touches the sides.

Girl 1: Omg have you seen Zac's nodie
Girl 2: Tell me about it, it went so deep into but I couldn't feel it at all, it is worse than Alex's chode

Nodie by A very observant asshole May 10, 2018

no zuo no die

This phrase is of Chinglish origin. Means if you don't do stupid things, they won't come back and bite you in the ass. (But if you do, they most certainly will.) Zuo /zwo/ is a Chinese character meaning 'act silly or daring (for attention)'

A: Some dude baked cookies shaped like iPhone, held it by the mouth when driving, tried to mess with traffic cops.
B: Did he pull it off?
A: Cop was pissed and ran his name through the system. Turns out he's got speed tickets unpaid!
B: No zuo no die.

no zuo no die by Evergreen712 January 15, 2014

Nodir 

rare, unusual, comes one time in 100 years

most people think that they are as rare as nodir

Nodir by nodir May 10, 2009

Stay Noided 

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing

Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!

Stay Noided by emily :~) January 15, 2013

nadien 

Eccentric woman with a godly stare. Highly intelligent, and considerate. Views the world oddly as her actions and speech give hint to. Very meticulous and quite the perfectionist, especially when it comes to responsibilities. Loves to give and be genuinely cared for. Respected and admired for her mindset and Is an overall gem. She's got the looks of a goddess and the mind of an angel. Her presence disrupts the room and the lives of others in the best of ways. A combination of mental and physical capabilities that make her a masterpiece. Truly the exception, a dream come to reality.

Nadien is fycking awesome, so chill

nadien by Khai J March 21, 2017

nodnerb

Brendon Urie

The only member of Panic!at the Disco also known as Brendon! at the Disco
nodnerb is an accurate description of Brendon Urie without it even meaning anything

nodnerb by Evan.J. July 20, 2016